Seasonal greetings: 2010

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81. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
82. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Rajinikanth's fist.
83. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way.
84. Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
85. Rajinikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.
86. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikant”.
87. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
88. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
89. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game "Hide n' seek", as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
90. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
91. Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.
92. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
93. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
94. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rajinikanth.
95. Rajinikanth's first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.
96. Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
97. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
98. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
99. Rajinikanth's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
100. Rajnikanth doesn’t answer nature’s call nature answers Rajnikanth’s call!!
101. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
102.Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant!
103.Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton finally commits suicide…

Rajnikant Jokes sms - 4

62. Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
63. Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
64. Rajinikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
65. Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
66. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult.
67. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
68. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
69. The statement "nobody can cheat death", is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
70. When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
71. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
72. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
73. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
74. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that's when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
75. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.
76. Rajinikanth collects Honey from his private Moon - HoneyMoon.
77. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
78. Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
79. Rajinikanth's brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury's. 80. Rajinikanth doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.

Rajnikant Jokes sms - 3

41. Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good "or else". The result? Mother Teresa.
42. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.
43. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
44. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.
45. Rajinikanth puts the 'laughter' in manslaughter.
46. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
47. Rajinikanth can handle the truth.
48. Rajinikanth can speak Braille.
49. Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks.
50. Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.
51. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
52. Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue? Rajinikanth did.
53. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result - He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
54. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
55. Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
56. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
57. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
58. Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
59. Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
60. Rajinikanth can run at speed of light around a tree and screw himself.

Rajnikant Jokes sms - 2

21. Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.
22. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
23. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
24. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.
25. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
26. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
27. Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club.
28. Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
29. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
30. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
31. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
32. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.
33. Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
34. Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
35. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
36. Rajinikanth can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai.
37. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
38. Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
39. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.
40. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.

Rajnikant Jokes sms - 1

1.Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
3. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
5 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it's cover.
7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
12. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.
13. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
15. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
16. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
17. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
18. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
19. Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
20. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.

Karwa Chauth Sms Messages

Dhanya woh devi jo pati sukh hetu vrat paaveDhanya woh pati jo devi roop patni paaveDhanya woh swaroop jo Manushyata ka deep jalawe!Karvachauth ki Shubhkamnaye.

Muhabbat aik aisi bhi,Khuda ki banai moti si,Bhook pyaas se aur chamke..Aise fitrat karva chauth ki jyoti si…

When I say I love you,It doesn’t mean just 3 words of love,It means I care for you,I trust u,I believe you,I miss you,Love sometimes changes some momentAnd sometimes Whole Life!

I m feeling so happy, do u know why? Cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? Cuz God loves me.Do u know how? Cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? Its YOU my love!

If I were a tear in ur eye I wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye,I wood never cry as I wood be afraid 2 lose u!Thanks for being mine forever.Happy Karva Chauth!

I told my heart not to beat since u were filled in it ,it kept my word and stop the beat.Since the blood was passing through the heart,the passes of each drop said ur name my love! Thanks for praying for me. Happy Karva Chauth!

May God bless you with all those happiness and pleasures you have asked for me sweetheart! Wish you a happy Karva Chauth and a prosperous married life with me!

We'll make life a bed of roses, no pain, no loss and no fear. You simply ask to God for our togetherness and I will do the rest. Happy Karwa Chauth!

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Navratri Sms messages-1

Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,aur maa durga keashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho….‘HAPPY NAVRATRI’

Bajre ki roti,aam ka achar,suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar,chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar,mubarak ho aapko‘NAVRATRI’ka tyohar.

PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO,NA RAHE KOI GAM KAEHSAS; AISA Navratra UTSAV IS saal ho, , . .HAPPY NAVRATRA

Maa Durge,Maa Ambe,Maa Jagdambe,Maa Bhawani,Maa Sheetla,Maa Vaishnao,Maa Chandi,Mata Rani meri aur apki manokamna puri karey..JAI MATA DI.

This Navratri, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse.Happy Navratri

Memories of moments celebrated together…….Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever…….Make me Miss You even more this Navratri

Long live the tradition of hindu culture and as the generations have passed by hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up.Best Wishes for Navratri

Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy.Good Wishes for a joyous Navratri and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity

May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Navratri is here and the atmosphere

Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai, sabke dilo ko marm milta hai, jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai. ” SHUBH NAVRATRI

Long live the tradition of hindu culture and as the generations have passed by hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up.Best Wishes for Navratri

May This Navratri be as bright as ever.May this Navratri bring joy, health and wealth to you.May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives

Aapi shako to aapni dosti magu chu,dil thi dil no sahkar magu chu,fikar na karo dosti per jaan lutavi dais,rokdo vyavhar che kya, udhar mangu chu…HAPPY NAVRATRI!

maa durga se vinti hai ki apke jeevan main sukh,samradhe, dhan,yas ,Pardhan kare.Happy Navratra

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Teachers Day Sms messages - 1

Teacher is a person who always helps everybody to get the knowledge and always stands beside the students when they have problems Thanks for being there Madam/Sir. Happy Teachers Day

Today . What I am is just because of you sir Happy Teachers Day

You Guided Me When I Was Lost You Suported Me When I Was Weak You Have Enlightened me all through

You are a wonderful teacher who proved that learning can be joyous and pleasant experience wishing you a HAPPY TEACHER’S DAY

Thanks for making us what we are today. Happy teachers Day..!

The Award for the most wonderful teacher has been declared and it goes to You. Happy Teachers day!!

We are fortunate we had a teacher as wonderful loving and caring as You.... Happy Teacher's Day...!!

Without you, we would have been lost. Thank you teacher for guiding us, inspiring us and making us what we are today

We will always be thankful to you for all the hard work and efforts you have put in, for educating us.

Thanks for being a true mentor of our hearts.Happy Teachers day.

I found guidance, friendship, discipline and love, everything, in one person. And that person is you (name of your teacher)

You are the bestest Teacher in this world. Wherever I may go in my life, I will always remember that I had an excellent guide in the form of a teacher, You.

Rakhi Rakshabandhan Sms Message - 6

When the world goes dark,Stars are there…When the journey breaks up,Hope is there…When the entire world is vanished,And you feel left alone…Tilt your head and look beside you,Will bring you comfort feeling ofCare and affection molds on you,As your Brother is always beside youTo pour the special love and affection forever..

Sky is blue, feel this hue,my love is for you Bhaiya…always true.Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan

This msg is for the most wonderfulsisters of this world —-badi and chhoti.Thank u didi for always being there on myside and for helping me in those infiniteways which I cannot even remember…

God could not take care for the whole worldso he has given mothers to each family.
In the same way mother could not take carefor the whole part of our life, so she had given brothers.Thanks for being my brother.
“Happy Raksha Bandhan”

Holi is colourful,Deewali is lightful and brightful,Rakhi has made our relationship POWERFUL.
You are so cute,darlingand adorable..Can’t helpforming arelationship with you…PleaseAccept meAs yourDearest andSweetest BehnaHappy Raksha Bandhan

We gain and lose things everyday.But trust me on one thing.You’ll never lose me.I will always be here.Happy Raksha Bandhan

Rakhi Rakshabandhan Songs SMS Message - 4

Hey my sweet little pie, your cute smile makes my day, your small little hands take me out from all dangers of life. You are little angel of my life. I love you. Your's elder sister/brother.”

“My cute angel from today's onwards I promise you I'll never scold you when you'll tear my books, messed up my clothes. You are really a ray of happiness in my life.”

Rakhi Songs :-

Phoolon Ka Taaron Ka Sabka Kehna HaiEk Hazaron Mein Meri Behna HaiSari Umar Hame Sang Rehna Hai.”

“Jhula Bahon Ka Aaj Bhi Do Na Mujhe Jhula Bahon Ka Aaj Bhi Do Na Mujhe Bhaiyaa Goud Mein Uthao Na Aaj Mujhe Kad Se Hoon Badi Mann Se Chhoti Main Aaj Bhi Maan Lo Na Zid Meri.”

“Behna ne bhaai ki kalaai se pyaar baandha haipyaar ke do taar se, sansaar baandha hai resham ki dori se -2 resham ki dori se sansaar baandha hai) -

2.”“Mere Bhaiya Mere Chanda Mere Anamol Ratan Tere Badale Main Zamaane Ki Koi Cheez Na Lu) -2.”

Rakshabandhan Sms Message Humorous - 3

Hey didi you are the best. Do you know why? Because Iam your brother.”

“Har ladki ko aapka inteezar haiHar ladki aapke liye bekaraar haiHar ladki ko aapki aarjoo haiYeh aapka koi kamaal nahiKuch din baad 'Rakhi' ka tyohar hai!”

“Bhagwan kare tujhe bahut pyaar milesabhi ladkiyan tujhe baandhe rakhitujhe jeevan bhar ka unka saath mile. Happy Raksha Bandhan.”

"I am eagerly waiting for the Raksha Bandhan day. Guess, why? My brother has promised me the i-pod."

“Rakhi Ko Tyonhar ThaRakhi Bandhane Ko Bhai Taiyar ThaBhai Bola bahna meri ab to rakhi bandh do,Bahna Boli, Kalai Peechhe karo, Pahale Rupae Hazaar do.”

“Kya Bataoo YaaroMeri Kismat Ki KahaniKuch Is tarah Likhi GaiJin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta ThaUnhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai.”

“Aati Thi Jaathi ThiHansti Thi, hansati thiBhagati Thi, Bhagaati ThiBolti Thi, Bulwati ThiPer aaj pata chala kivah mujhe rakhi bandhana chahati thi.”

“Usaka Husn gaya kaleja cheerNayano Se barbas Chhuta ek teervo Muskrai, Nazdeeq aaiBoli, Rakhi Bandhwale mere veer.”

Rakshabandhan Sms Message for Sisters - 2

"Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship."

“Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.”

“It leaves a smile on my face when I think of those trifling fights we had and suddenly used to make up. The memories may fade away with passing time but the love we share will only grow. Happy Raksha Bandhan, Dear Sister.”

“God sent in my life a beautiful Angel in your guise, Sister. In good times or bad ones, you're ready to extend your help and support. Thanks for all you do.”

“Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.”

Rakshabandhan Sms Message for Brothers-1

“Brothers are like streetlights along the road, they don't make distance any shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile.”

“You were always my best friend, looking out for me, making sure the path I traveled on was smooth. Even if I searched the world over, there cannot be a better brother than you. Wishing You Life's Best Always.”

“We were always close, looking out for each other even when life led us along different paths... Like an invisible thread, our love binds us together, making sure we'll remember where we came from and what we mean to each other. Wishing you a joyous Raksha Bandhan, Dear Brother.”

“The loving occasion of Raksha Bandhan is the best time Brother, to reminisce fondly the wonderful moment we have spent together, sharing each other’s joys and sorrows… Thanks for spreading smiles everywhere and making life so beautiful, meaningful and Happy… My Dear Brother .”

“You never say no, you never say thats impossible and you never say you can't. That's my bro, a superman who make things possible and who make paths smoother. I love you Bro.”

“You are the person who holds me in my bad times, you are the person who dances with me in my happiness. I can't recall even a single day when you were absent from my life. I really love you.

” Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho, Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,tum mujhe kuch to commission do!To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother…Just kidding as always.“Happy Raksha Bandhan.”

Pateti Parsi New year sms Message - 1

May the glory of King spread all over,May Lord praise us in galore,Lets pray for happiness and prosperity..May this Parsi New Year gives us Happiness.Lasting ever and ever !!…

Tom CruiseAngelina JolieAishwarya RaiArnoldJennifer LopezAmitabh Bachhan& me..All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.Pateti Mubarak ho!

Before the golden sun sets,old calender is destroyed,And mobile networks get jammed,I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed Pateti!!!

ONE GLASS WATER,ONE GLASS BEER,OH MY DEAR,“HAPPY NEW YEAR

Before the golden sun sets,old calender is destroyed,And mobile networks get jammed,I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry…GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAREnjoy Pateti