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Funny



1) A doctor is actually a person who kills your ills by pills and you by bills.


2) You are a Bramhachari, seeing a nari you started chidimari,
Pati toh pati nahi toh , phir se bramhachari!!!


3) Roses are red , violets are blue,
I have a bull dog that looks like you!!!


4) Standing up sitting down , friendship is a common noun,
Girls are present tense, choose your boyfriend with common sense.


5) If your papa starts choosing your companion , give his photo to your papa
,and say “Yehi hai Right Choice Papa”Your papa will Say “Aha”


6) Fly bird fly up above the sky , if you will not reply I will cry!@@


7) First comes the Knowledge, Then comes college,
Third comes marriage , last comes baby in the carriage.


8) My boyfriend kissed me near the gate , my mom heard the smack
She said “you naughty girl, go and return it back”


9) God made heaven and rested with peace,
God made mountains and rested in peace .
God made man and rested with peace,
But after making women neither god ,nor
Man rested with peace.


10) Universal Truth : Help a girl when she is in trouble,
And she will surely remember you,
Only when she is in trouble again !!!!